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Beer Tasting?

     The liquor store's having a beer tasting...but I'm just here for a liter of Sangiovese

     "Care to sample some Von Trapp?"

     "What's the point in having a sip of beer---I'll just have to have another few thousand sips," I answer.

     "It's a slippery slope, huh?" rejoinds my neighborhood sommelier, as he rings me up. I enter my PIN # and grab up the red.

     "And I don't have my skis on---"

     EXEUNT

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