Skip to main content

The Discriminating Wino

            The Discriminating Wino began as a Facebook page a decade ago, originally dedicated to recommending decent wines in the $10-$15 range, more or less. The focus was expanded to include liquor as well; I do not recall if I ever reviewed beers. Anyhow that was when I was young and working at a retail store, trying to support a family of five on a single income barely above the state minimum-wage, and that was all I could afford to frivolously toss my pennies at, specially as still being a dumb kid at heart and not yet a man I still preferred pot to alcohol as my recreative of choice. I had very poor taste in wine, preferring reds of course which I still do but at that price you have to as cheap white wine is terrible (with a few exceptions; you can get a decent Riesling within fifteen bucks) and my earliest knowledge of wine, as a teenager was getting drunk off my parents’ cheap white table wines and so I always avoided them afterwards. I have always been and still am pretentiously Euro-Centric in my viticultural tastes and, while I am still far from an expert, certainly no sommelier, I have pulled out enough corks in my day now to take a crack at offering some suggestions, observations…it has always seemed silly and ironic to describe the bouquet of a wine and notice subtle hints of such-and-such and I assure you I see no point in a wine tasting if I’m not even going to get a full glass, the point of wine is to get drunk (although there are significant health benefits as well and, of course, good wine is a pleasure to experience) as any Satyr knows; let the civilized Greeks add water I drink the blood of the Lord undiluted with Centaurs and rarely leave them enough…but as writing is what I do I just felt this was one more outlet, one more genre if you will, and it helps to pause and appreciate, enjoy, and think about what I’m drinking before it’s all forgotten and in the recycling bin tomorrow anyhow. So with that, I leave you my notes on six wines, below. As I said my budget has gone up over the years but these are all $20 or under, mostly under.


            Carmel Cabernet Sauvignon 2018 (Israel)

            Bitter. Flat. Overly acidic. Doesn’t sit well in the stomach; or on the palate. If you need to keep Kosher you could do much better.
            …but after sipping for a while it in fact becomes more enjoyable as the characteristics of the wine are not overpowering once the tongue has been sufficiently marinated in it. Still, I wouldn’t suggest it.


            Macedon Pinot Noir 2017

            Rich taste. An excellent wine for the money, or period. Tartness of cranberry or plum. Flavors are bold and pronounced, ma non troppo. Not bad for the birthplace of wine: Dionysos would approve.


            Lone Birch Red Blend (WA)

            Bright and spicy. Pleasant early evening drinking. Meditatively puckering. The last drop sipped out the bottle is a special treat.


            Bindi Sergardi Chianti Colli Senesi
            Al Canapo 2017 (Tuscany)

            Rich, resplendent notes of dry tartness. Bright color that seems to absorb the Sun. There is a definite acidity that is not, however, overpowering. Well-balanced; good with pasta.

           
            Van Zellers & Co Porto Ruby (Portugal)
            “The Oldest Port Wine Family”

            Balanced sweetness. Aftertaste of the grape itself, not that spoiled palate some ports leave. The lips sparkle and tingle and the body surges with that warm, energetic port high. This is a port you sip slow, not because it’s oversweet but because it’s enjoyable. (You actually need a corkscrew for this one; something I like.)

            Porto White
            Same brand. This is the first white port I have tried. Very good; very different than red port. Still has the port sweetness to it but dry and nuanced.

            Overall this is a great company. I have always associated port with battling against my tastebuds to get drunk in high school, and the example of Jack Kerouac’s descent. I’m still far from a connoisseur but at least I can say, this is good stuff. The white was twenty dollars, the red, fifteen. I honestly thought the red was better but I’d recommend either, for whatever (or no) occasion.   

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

One Fine Day (OEC, Ayinger, & Raynal)

  One fine day... you’re gonna want me for your glug… Ordinem Ecentrici Coctores Oak Legend Doppelbock 9% abv 12 fl. oz. Hard to beat the Germans at their own game—scratch that; impossible. But it’s rare for an American brauerie to even play in the same ball club. OEC has some highly decent lagers and marzens, but this is probably my favorite offering from the anomalous Connecticut brewers. For starters, it’s a full-force doppel—I had some Belgian-style Canadian ale calling itself a trippel the other day that had the same alcohol content as Oak Legend —and at 12 ounces, they’ve got the Germans beat by 22 2 / 3 ml (trust my drunken math; I got 1420 on the SAT’s, stoned.) But drinking is a pleasure, not just the prosaic chore of getting drunk: it’s dark but not that dark, more nutty than chocolaty-bittersweet like many doppelbocks, the mash gives a really unique flavor, the hops are subtle and really don’t make this very heavy or spicy in-my-not-so-humble-opinion, although...

Let Us Bring Him Cuervo Gold

  I believe it’s good luck to see a Robin at Yuletide. Christmas Eve I was at my Mom’s drinking Paulaner Oktoberfest when I decided to go out with my wife and son to look at the Christmas lights. It was so cold they wanted to turn back right away, but I wanted to see the lights around the block, the manger scene on Mass Ave with Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Magi, and then also to pay a visit to an old friend whom I hadn’t seen in years, now living a few blocks away from my Mom, after many travels. Make new friends And keep the old One is silver                                and the other’s gold As we climbed his steps, I ringing my jingle bells and caroling Rastaman Jacob Miller’s “We Wish You an Irie Christmas” (reggae being what I wife n’ I 1 st bonded over in highschool; and this friend having a Jamaican father we also had that connexion) and then he came and l...

Weihenstephaner Helles

           It's been a couple years since I last posted on The Discriminating Wino. Hopefully that means I've been more discriminating and less of a wino! In any case, I've been smoking more, and posting strain reviews of premium (and sometimes less-than) cannabis flower & solventless rosin on my other 'blog,  Rolling Stoned . Originally conceived to include weed & beer pairings that highlight the synergy between terpenes in the two plants, cannabis and hops, creating out-of-this world one-of-a-kind flavor sensations: read on for a great recommendation for a warm spring day...           As you all know, Weihenstephaner is one of my favorite brews of all time! If I'm still kickin' 'em back in 2040 (and I ever get around to getting my Real ID) I hope to be in Bavaria, Germany celebrating the 1000th anniversary of the World's Oldest Brewery! You've read about their festbier in my Oktoberfest roundup from a few years b...